Sunday, May 31, 2009
Dear SUV driver
I'm terribly sorry I got to the stop sign at the same time as you. If you were there one second earlier, it would have been your turn, but by a cruel twist of fate I was on your right. I know it must have seemed so unfair to you that I got to go first even though your vehicle is more expensive than mine. I hope it didn't interupt your important phone call. P.S. You got served by a car thats older than your mother and still gets better gas mileage than your Stupid Useless Vehicle.