The Pre-Game Show

There are many things to fear in this modern age. Just ask anyone from Fox News. You can be afraid of crime. You can be afraid of homosexuals. You might be afraid of violent video games. You may be afraid of television. You can fear the devil or maybe corruption. You're afraid some terrorist will blow up Dumass, Tx. Some people are afraid of music . Don't forget to fear the internet. Maybe a zombie F.D.R. will rise up to beat you over the head with a slogan, and you could be afraid you deserve it. I personally am afraid of stupidity. But there is really only one thing to fear: The Evil Athiest Conspiracy.