Sunday, May 31, 2009

Christian Love





The following is an actual message I recieved on my Youtube channel from a religious person who is apparently upset that I am an Atheist.

"Die painfully okay? Prefearbly by getting crushed to death in a
garbage compactor, by getting your face cut to ribbons with a
pocketknife, your head cracked open with a baseball bat, your stomach
sliced open and your entrails spilled out, and your eyeballs ripped
out of their sockets. Fucking bitch


I would love to kick you hard in the face, breaking it. Then I'd cut
your stomach open with a chainsaw, exposing your intestines. Then I'd
cut your windpipe in two with a boxcutter. Then I'd tie you to the
back of a pickup truck, and drag you, until your useless fucking
corpse was torn to a million fucking useless, bloody, and gory pieces.

Hopefully you'll get what's coming to you. Fucking bitch




I really hope that you get curb-stomped. It'd be hilarious to see you
begging for help, and then someone stomps on the back of your head,
leaving you to die in horrible, agonizing pain. *beep*"


I sent him a friend invite and gave him my address and told him how much I look forward to meeting him. What would Jesus do?

Dear SUV driver



I'm terribly sorry I got to the stop sign at the same time as you. If you were there one second earlier, it would have been your turn, but by a cruel twist of fate I was on your right. I know it must have seemed so unfair to you that I got to go first even though your vehicle is more expensive than mine. I hope it didn't interupt your important phone call.  P.S.  You got served by a car thats older than your mother and still gets better gas mileage than your Stupid Useless Vehicle.

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